Tuesday, September 21, 2010

The Moose Myth – The Darkside of Canada

No doubt many of our readers have heard of a strange animal called “the moose”, purported to have long spindly legs, massive bodies, big irregular shaped horns and long horse-like faces.

But, I ask you dear readers – Have you ever seen a moose with your own two eyes?  As a diligent blogger it is my duty to bring all legitimate conspiracy theories to the attention of our readers.  And one we stumbled upon this week is the “Moose Myth”.
Are moose real or do they exist in the realm of the Yeti, Big Foot and the Loch-Ness monster?  Are they a conspiracy perpetuated by the Canadian government, in a secret alliance between the executive government, the department of homeland security and the national parks department to make their country more interesting?  Perhaps all Canadians are in on the joke and enjoy seeing foreigners to their country stumble about looking for moose. Who can say. All I can add is that we did not see any moose on this trip, nor on any trip into Canada, other than the fluffy toy kind at airport gift stores.

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